My little brother is a GENUIS! He recently posted this idea on Facebook:
Someone should open a donut shop named The Gym. That way I could post everyday on FB "at The Gym" and feel good about myself.
They could name their maple bars "cardio" - then I could say "at The Gym for some cardio". or "I hit The Gym hard today and am really feeling it in my abs."
Of course, this is coming from the guy who when in Bible College named his bed “prayer”. That way when he was tired in class he could say that he was tired because he spent all night in prayer.